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Hetalia pick up linesA series of pick up lines that my friends seemed to like alot XD Yeah..these are all lame so XD

America- The hero always gets the damsel, Want to be mine?

England- Big Ben is quite a tourist attraction, would you like to come see it?

Russia- Russia is quite a large country, You would like to meet it's main attraction, da?

Canada- Would you like to come to Canada? The wood there is said to be beautiful.

China- The great wall of China is nothing compared to me, Aru~

Germany- Would you like to come to a wurst festival? This year its going to be wonderful.
(Oh fail XD )

Prussia- Im awesome, AT EVERYTHING. Come see my 5 meters! Kesesese. (
hetalia pick up linesok i'm bored so i'm just gonna do this through bordem.ok*deeph breath*here goes.
(i my include 2p!hetalia pick up lines)note:these fail so badly.
america:would you like to visit florida for the day?
russia:become one with russia da?
prussia:5 METERES because size matters(xD)
france:*censerod after being deemed a bit too inaproppate*
n.italy:would you like me to make a pasta shaped like your anatomy bella?
i'll continue this when i've thought of some more ok?
Hetalia pick-up lines~I used these for :iconButterflyXMoonlight:'s contest. But here you go. I made all of them, but Canada, America's and England's.
:iconpervyprussiaplz: :iconsaysplz: Wanna taste awesomeness? How about I drag you in a room and you can get down on your knees and suck?
:iconsexyitalyplz: :iconsaysplz: I would love to use some of those meatballs with my noodles. Would you like to come over for dinner? I can guarantee it would be the best pasta you'll ever taste.
:iconsexyromanoplz: :iconsaysplz: I love tomatoes and there's two very plump ones on you. Are they ripe yet, cause I'm pretty hungry~
:iconadorablecanadaplz: :iconsaysplz: C-can I call you a Maple tree..? (You: Sure, but why?) Because I'd tap that~
:iconsexyfinlandplz: :iconsaysplz: You've been a very bad girl/boy tonight. Santa can't have that. I'll have to teach you a lesson you'll never forget~
:iconenglandispleasedplz: :iconsaysplz: Are you from Camelot? Because I "came-a-lot" when I saw you.
:iconsexyamericaplz: :iconsaysplz: I
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"No cursing in my house." Her voice drifts to his ear, musical and so familiar.

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Pirate Pick-Up Lines

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The following are terribly dirty, slightly inappropriate, extremely funny pick-up lines to use on your friendly neighborhood pirate. You have been warned.

     You want to adjust my rigging?

     Baby, you unfurl my sails.

     Let's walk the plank to an out of this world experience.

     Let's weigh anchor.

    Come dock in my port.

     Let's have a treasure hunt, cause X marks the spot.

     I'll bet you can't find my buried treasure.

     You can lock my in your brig, baby.

     That's not an echo, my parrot thinks you're sexy too.

    I'll pillage your ship!

    Wanna take a ride in my crows nest?

     I'll beat your armada any day.

     Wanna see my Davie Jones?

     Just because one eye is patched doesn't mean I don't see how beautiful you are.

     You raise my Jolly Roger.

     Not only do I have a ship, but it's a long one.

     It may take a while to get to England in a row boat, but good things take time.

     I'll be the captain if you be my first mate.

     I'd swab your deck any day.

     Baby, my ship was sunk till I saw you.

    Swabbing the decks IS a euphemism. (The author's would like to thank Hetalia: Axis Powers for the preceding line.)

     A good captain goes down with his ship, wanna go down with me?

     You can sail my seven seas.

     I'll give you a British pound and two gold coins.

     You blow my cannons.

     Want to see my 9mm?

     Anchor's away.

    Bring on the storm, I like it rough.

     You don't have to pay to get on board my ship.

     I like me some pirate booty.

And when all else fails...

     Arg baby, Arg.
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Pirate Pick-Up Linesby ~LooLa-Bean

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So once upon a Saturday, while watching the new Hetalia DVD :iconshiny-fox:, :iconchronocrane: and myself got a terribly immature idea. This is the result. Yes, this is inappropriate. It's funny. You know you laughed :D
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Mood: Love ~VitaMaria May 21, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
*drools*
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~ShadowpawMFur Oct 14, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
PffffffHAHAHAHA! :icondragonlaugh:

Oh my God, that was priceless! Really made my day. :heart:
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~LooLa-Bean Oct 14, 2010  Student Writer
I'm glad :D
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~avirextin Oct 14, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xDDDD
Wow.
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~LooLa-Bean Oct 14, 2010  Student Writer
Haha, I shall take that as a compliment.
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~avirextin Oct 14, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No,your grounded again.
xD
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~LooLa-Bean Oct 14, 2010  Student Writer
Child abuse! I'm calling CPS! Can I have a cell phone?
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~avirextin Oct 14, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh,sure honey.
Here.
:iconcellphoneplz:
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~LooLa-Bean Oct 14, 2010  Student Writer
That is the coolest smiley face thing EVER!
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~avirextin Oct 14, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You think so?
Wow...cooler than the brand new I phone I got you?
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